Lots of funny ones this week–and a couple that were submitted by kids! Hope they get your weekend started out on a happy note. 🙂
Monday
Why was the broom always late?
He over-swept!
(joke courtesy of Ellentv.com)
Tuesday
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a ghost?
A cocker-poodle-boo!
(joke courtesy of Ellentv.com)
Wednesday
This joke was courtesy of Ellen, but in honor of my friend C.J. who I KNEW would laugh at it! He did, and so did many other friends, including my 7YO. Gotta love it when I can make those kiddos snicker–they’re hard nuts to crack!
Why shouldn’t you shower with a Pokemon around?
They might Pikachu. 🙂
Thursday
Peyton submitted this one, and when he told it to us, he even used an accent! Great delivery, kiddo!
What did one cowboy say to the other cowboy?
Is your refrigerator running?
Yeah.
Well you better go catch it!
Friday
Lauren got in on the action today:
What did one duck say to the other duck?
We better get “quackin’!”
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE that we start our days around here with a giggle. Sets the tone for a great time together. 🙂