This week is another short one, but started out with a funny joke nonetheless! I even have an extra one that was featured on our schoolwide news broadcast today. I don’t know who to credit it to besides the super cute 5th graders who present the news–feel free to share if you know the source!
1st grade joke: Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
KROB news joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abraham Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln who? What?? You don’t know who who Abraham Lincoln is?
Which state serves the smallest drinks?
Mini-soda! (Get it? Minnesota?)
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk!
Why did Saturn go to the jewelry store?
To buy a new ring!
(This joke came to me via Jacob, who got it from a Magic School Bus book he was reading yesterday. It was a hit! Thanks for sharing, kiddo!)
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