Had some great ones this week–from my kids, my mom and 1 from Ellen. Here you go–happy giggling!
How do you make an orange giggle?
Tickle its navel!
(courtesy of my mom, via some board at her work…)
What did one car say to the other car?
You’re driving me crazy!!
(thanks to Peyton for this one!)
How do you cross Crater Lake?
In a vol-canoe!
(thanks, Jacob, for finding this one in the Volcano Jokes book. Who knew that was a thing, volcano jokes?)
Why did the cowboy get a dachshund for a pet?
He wanted to “get along little doggie!”
(again, from Mom 🙂 )
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
(had to go to Ellen for one today)
Have a great weekend! We’re headed to 10 days off for Spring Break, so no jokes next week. Happy Spring, friends! 🙂
What did the turkey say to the crooked table?
Wobble, wobble. 🙂
That’s a really funny one! Thanks for sharing. And since I am pretty sure that my kiddos don’t read these comments (unless I read them to them!), I can use this joke next week. 🙂
Why did the bird go to the hospital? He needed TWEETment. 🙂
Another good one! Where do you get these? I want to make sure to give you correct credit when I write about them in the next blog post! 🙂