Jokes of the Day: Week of March 9-13, 2015

Had some great ones this week–from my kids, my mom and 1 from Ellen.  Here you go–happy giggling!

Monday

How do you make an orange giggle?

Tickle its navel!

(courtesy of my mom, via some board at her work…)

Tuesday

What did one car say to the other car?

You’re driving me crazy!!

(thanks to Peyton for this one!)

Wednesday

How do you cross Crater Lake?

In a vol-canoe!

(thanks, Jacob, for finding this one in the Volcano Jokes book. Who knew that was a thing, volcano jokes?)

Thursday

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund for a pet?

He wanted to “get along little doggie!”

(again, from Mom 🙂 )

Friday

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!

(had to go to Ellen for one today)

Have a great weekend!  We’re headed to 10 days off for Spring Break, so no jokes next week. Happy Spring, friends! 🙂

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