Jokes of the Day–Week of March 2-6, 2015

This week had some really funny ones–and two that were submitted by kiddos (I think this is becoming a trend 🙂 )!  Be prepared to giggle. 🙂

Monday

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

(courtesy of Ellentv.com)

Tuesday

Why don’t elephants need suitcases?

Because they already have trunks!

(courtesy of Ellentv.com)

Wednesday

(another kangaroo joke!)

Why do kangaroo moms hate it when it rains?

Because their joeys have to play inside.

(courtesy of Ellentv.com)

Thursday

Today’s joke came from Ava, and I’ll warn you–it’s a yucky one!! 🙂

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sniff mipe.

Sniff mipe who?

What?  Gross!

Friday

Kylie gave us this one:

Have you heard the one about the frog who broke his leg?

He was very un-hoppy!

hee hee